Crew

Skipper Justin

When you ask who thought of this crazy plan, you get to blame Justin. 

Primary Functions: Boat repair, drinking Coke, steering

Ideal Vessel: Serenity from Firefly. (But the TARDIS and Battlestar Galactica are both contenders.)




Skipper/Blogmaster Casey

Spends most of her time trying to figure out how she got talked into this.

Primary Functions: Making money, washing dishes, eating everything Justin doesn't eat

Favorite Sailing Word: Poop deck



Captain Tiny 

The most feared feline of the seven seas. 

Nautical goal: Board all encountered boats and demand cuddles. 

Weakness: Walking. (It's hard when you have so many feet to keep track of.)

Demands: Wet food. Now.


 First Mate Sputnik

A courageous sailor who meows in the face of danger. Then flops onto his back and shows his belly in surrender.

Abilities: Extreme fluffiness and intense shedding. 

Accomplishments: Once napped for 24 hours straight. 

Catch Phrase: Meow. 


Second Mate Apollo

Most likely to hide if the boat is boarded.

Favorite Human: Casey. No other humans are worthy of his presence.

Hobbies: Chasing lines on deck, killing bugs, falling into buckets of motor oil.

Special Ability: Hiding in places no cat should be able to fit.







Deckhand Abigail "The Snail"

Expert in all things KPOP Demon Hunter or dinosaur-related. 

Practical Experience: Climbing things and falling off, impromptu dance performances, Barbie dress design.

Notable Awards: "Colored On Every Surface Award," "Changed Outfits Most Times in One Day"









Swabbie Morgan "The Shrimp"

Never met a chicken nugget she didn't like. 

Technical Skills: Getting sand places sand does not need to be, tactical bush wees, putting things in hiding spots and forgetting about them. 

Unique Talent: Bothering her sister without even touching her. 










PREVIOUS CREW MEMBERS



Commodore Makenna


Expert dinghy driver

Special Skills: Math whiz, can eat an entire Chips Ahoy row in a single sitting

Primary Nautical Responsibility: Annoying her sister



Navigator Shianne


Tall enough to command any vessel

Weaknesses: Spiders on deck, short doorways

Shore Leave Favorites: Swimming, Dancing to TikTok Videos, swimming some more




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